One of the most
interesting places I have been in the world was Cuba, in particular (a definite
0 star hotel) “The Revolutionary Hotel”. Billed as one of the most historic
hotels you can find in Cuba (as I remember it was near Havana), even to the
point of enjoying at first glance the bullet holes they refuse to take out of
some of the glass constructed walls. I must say it was probably the most
interesting entrances I have ever had in my life. As I sat down on my “rustic”
bed and try to rest my back against the old springs, my friend came running in
shouting madly about something that he encountered in his room. “What is it?” I
asked, trying to calm him down. “There was a she-male prostitute waiting for me
in my room” he said. As I stared at him blankly and asked what he did. “Well I
ran” he responded, with a look of death in his eyes. So I had to go over to his
room to kick the tranny out, but that was just the beginning. Later, I
discovered that in order to get into the shower I had to climb over a giant
toilette and after shutting off the lights you could hear the mountain of
cockroaches under the bed scurrying out. But the cream on the cake was the
breakfast…Ever had more eggshells than eggs in your scrambled eggs? Well I
have.
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