It’s that time of the year again; get out the
Christmas tree, put up the lights, hang up the stocking, drink mulled wine,
make colourful cookies, blah blah blah blah blah. Seriously people am I the only
one sick to death of traditions and doing EXACTLY the same every year. I’m not
saying we can’t have cool holidays with presents and decorations, but change it
up. Come on, instead of Santa invent someone/something new or instead of
everything being red and white how about making this time of year baby blue and
orange, that would be ugly… but at least different! I mean we have actually
been doing the same thing for hundreds of years, am I seriously the only one
here fed up with it all? We could hold a yearly vote on which theme and which food
and colours there would be. Please!!! For the love of god, give me something
new!!!
domingo, 14 de diciembre de 2014
Paper and Pen
Thanks to modern technologies we can do
everything quicker, we don’t have problems like a coffee spill wrecking my exam
paper, and I can easily access all my work with a click of a button. This is
the way we see the world today and, frankly, I hate it. Yes I do have some
memories of non-computer lifestyle disasters but now I can honestly say I have
more computer-induced panic attacks, and I am computer literate with up to date
software, so where’s the problem? The problem is that we have replaced the “what-needs-to-be-done”
with the complete cut-and-paste “what-looks-cute and has a cool design”. In
this rant I’m focusing on school and work projects because I remember
projects being basically three steps: research (in books), first draft, and
final draft (with some pictures). Now it’s a fucking nightmare.
First of all, when I was younger doing research
wasn’t as tedious as one may think; in fact it was quite easy and straightforward.
Now it has turned into a “search-tirelessly-through-the-web” to find contradicting
facts and ending up on pages by bloggers that can’t who don’t know shit from
putty. I do actually have fond memories of taking out seven books from the
library, opening them and finding the information that I needed, and it worked.
I do also think I was more productive and got the job done faster.
Then moving on to first/rough drafts, I must
admit it is easier now to go back, make some corrections and change a few
things. Here lies however a problem, instead of being happy with what you ended
up with you start to overcorrect and spend hours rewriting something that was
pretty good in the first place. I mean it’s better than having that random “this-isn’t-working”
anger and throwing the writing in the bin and starting over, but it sure as
hell doesn’t lead to that inspirational moment of figuring out how to write
that closing sentence.
Lastly, the step I hate the most today, the
final draft. This used to be stupid-simple, all you had to do was put the
project nicely together in a binder, find some snazzy pictures and you were on
the way to celebrate your finishing of the project. You didn’t have to worry so much about margins
and if the file format was correct or if that interesting picture of a dog
actually barked, after all it was just a picture of a fucking dog. Now if the
margins of your index page aren’t 13 centimetres (or whatever it is) you might
find yourself late at night putting dots in a line because the project was
rejected, seriously loosing sleep for fucking dots. Even worse, you can’t just hand in that project
with a couple pictures, oh no, it must include a PowerPoint with action buttons
along with the written document and all beautifully packed together on a pen drive
(I hope your file is avi!!!). Putting this stuff together takes fucking hours,
and it has nothing to do with the actual quality of the project.
I do realise that anybody reading this will say
I’m old fashioned and don’t understand the joy of searching through witty
cartoons on google images to find that extra punch for presentation slide
number 5, so be it. But having lived through the non-computer age and being
rather computer literate, I have to say that I actually wasted less time on
things when I was younger and had more free time because of it. I might
actually go smash my computer right now and grab a pen and paper; at least I
can be sure that my paper-written file will be there tomorrow.
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